I am a man of simple yet complex interests. Feel free to inquire. My blog is a mixture of funny stuff, deep stuff, and Bear porn. It can get interesting ;)

 

theunderwearbear:

They’re not the most visually-exciting pair, but these microfibre CK briefs are so comfortable and slick-feeling against your junk…and blue undies help chase away the Monday blues!  ;-)

(All my selfies are under the #gpoy tag here if you want to see more!) 

sat0mobile:

Having anyone tell me they miss me makes me smile so hard like it makes me really happy

So.

bertie02:

reservoir-fantasy:

persephoneholly:

Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.

The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.

and let’s not forget ginny weasley, who has joined the fight to end world hunger.

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma

When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt

When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]