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3, 13, 16, 21, 26, 27, 29, 32, 38, 45, 47, 49, 50

3. What position do you normally sleep in?

On my stomach, head to the side, one leg bent and the other straight while cuddling a pillow.

13. Name one movie that made you cry.

Rent.

16. What song are you currently listening to?

Ironic by Alanis Morissette.

21. Do you think you’d make a good parent?

Well I’ve raised kids my whole life so yea I think I’d be an amazing father.

26. What color is your hair?

Dark brown mostly with emerald front tips.

27. Name 5 facts about your appearance:

fat ass, big belly, blue-green eyes, bruiting, judging.

29. What is a strange talent that you have?

I’m double jointed in all of my fingers.

32. Who do you miss right now?

My friends from college.

38. Would ever adopt kids?

Of course. I’d be happy to help get kids into a loving home :)

45. Do you come from a family “of money?”

No. Far from it actually.

47. What is your favorite series of books?

A Series of Unfortunate Events.

49. Where do you go when you’re sad?

My room. Away from everyone.

50.5 random facts about yourself:

I’m a virgo, studying to be a chemist, 20 years old, love lamb cops, and am a big cuddler.

ash3k asked
Can you merry me!! ;p Super CUTE!

Haha well I’m taken but thank you for the compliment :p

Ask Me!

1: What is your name and does it mean anything?

2: How long have you known your best friend?

3: What position do you normally sleep in?

4: Were you a part of any “clique” in high school?

5: Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?

6: Do you wish to travel a lot?

7: Did you participate in any sports while in school?

8: Show a sample of your handwriting:

9: Have you ever given blood?

10: Do you like the way that you grew up?

11: Do you like your siblings? Why or why not?

12: How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?

13: Name one movie that made you cry.

14: Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither?

15: Things about someone that you find attractive?

16: What song are you currently listening to?

17: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?

18: A random memory from you childhood:

19: Where did you grow up?

20: What was the last thing you watched on tv?

21: Do you think you’d make a good parent?

22: Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person?

22: What was the last dream you remember having?

23: When is your birthday?

24: How many pillows do you sleep with?

25: Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses?

26: What color is your hair?

27: Name 5 facts about your appearance:

28: What is your favorite soda?

29: What is a strange talent that you have?

30: How’s the weather right now?

31: Why did one of your friendships end?

32: Who do you miss right now?

33: Why did your last relationship end?

34: Are you still figuring out who you are?

35: Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why?

36: What is your favorite restaurant?

37: What is word that you always seem to spell wrong?

38: Would ever adopt kids?

39: What is your favorite kind of pizza?

40: What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?

41: When was the last time you got really really happy and why?

42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

43: How do you start a conversation?

44: What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?

45: Do you come from a family “of money?”

46: Do you have a bucket list?

47: What is your favorite series of books?

48: When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?

49: Where do you go when you’re sad?

50: 5 random facts about yourself:

i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

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deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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